I believe this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down more info the street and randomly a flock of geese came out over a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
Folks won't believe this just happened. Oh my goodness, I feel I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?